rakst á þetta skemmtilega quote eftir Jerry Seinfield:
"A recent survey stated that the average person's greatest fear is having to give a speech in public. Somehow this ranked even higher than death which was third on the list. So, you're telling me that at a funeral, most people would rather be the guy in the coffin than have to stand up and give a eulogy."
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Seinfield er snillingur! gott quote
fleiri svona takk :)
hendi inn öðru eftir J.S.
On my block, a lot of people walk their dogs and I always see them walking along with their little poop bags. This, to me, is the lowest activity in human life. Following a dog with a little pooper scooper. Waiting for him to go so you can walk down the street with it in your bag. If aliens are watching this through telescopes, they're going to think the dogs are the leaders of the planet. If you see two life forms, one of them's making a poop, the other one's carrying it for him, who would you assume is in charge?
hehe - já skemmtileg pæling - þið þarna anonymous! skrifið nafnið ykkar.....ekki vera feimin
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